Jan 17, 2005
it's just funny.


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Jan 8, 2005
for guys.

10 things to keep a love last

Message: Love is a complex emotion,
but most of us agree that it requires trust, respect, communication, communication and communication.
Now that youıve met an online honey and actually said,
ıI love you,ı itıs time to make your love real.
Use these ten secrets to make your relationship last.

1. Keep on courting.

Whatever you did to win your partner is worth repeating. Donıt take love for granted. Continue with flowers, candy and thoughtful messages declaring, ıIım thinking of you,ı and ıI miss you.ı The sum of all these little things will be greater than its parts.


2. Share responsibilities and control.

Both of you should plan and arrange your dates.
Resist the constricting roles of leader-follower,
host-guest and driver-passenger. Romance
requires energy and enthusiasm from both of you.[/COLOR ]

3. Focus on common interests.

[COLOR=blue]Work and responsibilities have a tendency to
take over our personal lives. Remember to make time
for the activities you both enjoy. This requires thoughtful planning in advance if youıre going to attend that important concert or sports event.

4. Allow for separate interests.

Participate in at least one non-professional
activity that doesnıt involve your partner.
You canıt be together 24/7, and everyone needs a hobby.
It may seem odd to schedule time apart,
but even short absences make the heart grow fonder.

5. Learn something new together.

Take lessons, enroll in a class or participate in an endeavor that involves something altogether new to both of you. Maybe itıs skydiving or painting or volunteering for a local hospice. The point is to combine two pasts into a single present and a united future.

6. Establish traditions.

Eat the same special meal each month to celebrate the day you met. Email each other at the same time each day. Make Saturdayıs your night. The goal is to create moments that are meaningful to you as a couple.


7. Write and send love notes.

Handwritten letters are infinitely more romantic than store-bought cards. Expressing whatıs in your heart is more important than being poetic, so donıt panic. If your handwriting sucks, hire a calligrapher. If youıre creative, include a poem or a song.

8. Make your time together quality time.

The trick is to be in tune with your partner.
You donıt have to be psychic. Just be observant, attentive and a good listener. A relationship means sharing joys and concerns ı even when you donıt cause them. And if yourpartner needs to let off steam, your empathy is what matters. You donıt need to offer a solution.

9. Stay fit.

Practice good health. Your body is important for
romance. Take care of it.

10. Talk to each other.

Romantic fires keep burning with the sparks that come from communication, communication and more communicatiotion.


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Dec 29, 2004
for guys....


                                          girls.GIRLS.girls. waah. crack there code. :D

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't
crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores you after you've done
something wrong, it's best to give her some
time to cool down before touching her heart
with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the
guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for
her to 'get over him' after the relationship's
over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on
her mind every minute of the day,
even
though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares
deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but
usually not sure how to react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very
often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes
her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go
easy on the smiles and stare ok?

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break
it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject
her, leave her alone for a while.
If you still
treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel.
Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways
of expressing themselves (which explains why
most girls like writing journals).

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in
anyway.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the
first time, the girl may act uninterested during
the call. But as soon as the phone is back on
the hook, she will whoop with joy and
immediately start telephoning her friends to
spread the news.

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with
her first. Let her get to know you.

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you
because she has to study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call
from you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask
her.

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great
reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll
wonder why she never noticed him before.
(ultimate bummer! this fact hit me hardÜ)

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl,
read romance stories.

22. When class pictures come out, a girl
would first check who is standing next to her crush
before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her
memory, but the guy she loves now stays in
her heart.
(toink! true.true.true)

24. Girls love having fun!

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best
what she is feeling and going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to
them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.

28. Love means devotion, caring and
happiness to a girl, in that order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care
about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who
will love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel
loved.


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Dec 28, 2004
you should come see this...

Have you ever  wondered which hurts the most?
Saying something and wishing you hadn't? or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest  things to say. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might break your heart...if you don't, you might break theirs. Have you ever decided not to become a  couple because you were so afraid  of losing what you already had with that person? Your heart decides whom it likes and  whom it doesn't. You can't tell your heart  what to do.
It does it on its own....when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it  to. Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other  person was too afraid to let you?
Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too  much...for fear that the other person does not care as much, or even at  all. Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle? We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we don't know, afraid of what others will  think, afraid of what will be found out about us. But every  time  we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows  stronger. Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder  what they would have done, or could  have  had. * What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say  good-bye? *What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be  there? *What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? (even if it is that you don't care  anymore)*What would you do if you loved someone more than ever and you couldn't have them? *What would you do  if you never got the chance  to  say I am friends with all of my family and they know I love them?* People live, but people die.
And I want to tell you that you are a  friend. If you died tomorrow , you would be in my heart!!! Would I be in yours? If you care about me as much as I  care about you, you will send this back. You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don't talk that often the next, and don't want to talk at all the year after that. So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again  in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life,look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent  it to you if you consider them a friend as well. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends  you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend,
someday you might feel like  you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and take comfort in knowing somebody out  there cares about you and .. always will.. I LOVE YOU!!!!
Send this to all the friends that you have...all the friends  that you've lost...and to all the friends you've lost touch with...just to let  them know that you care..
to everyone that i have ever know or will get to know... 


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Dec 23, 2004
survey

(Sweet Kisses)

What is your favorite..
gum all exept cinnamon..
restaurant wendys and red lobster...
drink water and alcohol....
season winter and summer..
type of weather cold and summer
emotion love and hate..
thing to do on a half day run away...
late-night activity making out and sleeping....
sport fishing and wrestling.....
city miami....
store dollar store and spencers....
When was the last time you..
cried just yesterday.....
played  sport wrestling
laughed today
hugged someone yesterday after school...
kissed someone last year....
felt depressed today!
felt elated ..wuts that?
felt overworked almost everyday
faked sick neva..
lied today..=/
What was the last..
word you said whatever....
thing you ate chocalte chip cookies....
song you listened to breaking the habitates- linkin park...
thing you drank pepsi ...
place you went to My Room
movie you saw blade trinity
movie you rented blade
concert you attended none
Who was the last person you..
hugged i don't know her name...
cried over yelena.....
kissed girl at party...
danced with i don't know i dance so often i really don't know....
shared a secret with nick...and chad...
had a sleepover with jovanny.. he's the only one i ever have sleepovers with.....
called jenn i think...
went to a movie with my mom....
saw my family...
were angry with chad...
couldn't take your eyes off of yelena....
obsessed over  my secret ;)but if you most know yelena....
Have you ever..
danced in the rain yeah...
kissed someone Yup
done drugs presciption drugs when i was little..
drank alcohol yeah...
slept around yeah...
partied 'til the sun came up yeah...
had a movie marathon Nope
gone too far on a dare yeah...
spun until you were immensely dizzy who hasnt!
taken a survey quite like this before no...

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(Sweet Kisses)

Current.. [15 Dec 2004|01:03pm]

currents!@*&!*@&^&

Created by alison and taken 7914 times on bzoink!

current clothing none....lol just kidding shorts and underwear....
current mood sad...
current taste coke...
current hair curly
current annoyance PARENTS and grandmom  lol...
current smell dinner .lol....
current thing you ought to be doing eating dinner....
current jewelry none
current book the vampire lestat
current refreshment pepsi...
current worry jennifer...lol..
current crush yelena....
current favorite celebrity randy ortien..wrestler on raw...
current longing to be with jenn....
current music breaking benjamin
current wish her...
current lyric in your head it's all in my head thinking about over and over again...that lyric...
current makeup (if you're a girl!) sorry not a girl....
current undergarments boxers....
current regret tellin nick my  secret.
current desktop picture none at the moment...
current plans for tonight/weekend weekend go to tampa and go to party then try bto go to the movies with my friend jenn.
current cuss word du jour nuttin at the moment
current disappointment yelena cuz she's got a boyfriend....
current amusement yelena and her friends.....
current IM/person you're talking to no one....
current love jenn and yelena...lol...
current obsession none of your business....
current avoidance life....
current thing or things on your wall nothing....
current favorite book the vampire lestat
current favorite movie blade trinity

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My Friends [15 Dec 2004|12:14pm]
[ music | -All you wanted- By: Michelle Branch ]

Your Friends

Created by thislastsforever and taken 149 times on bzoink!

Which of your CLOSE friends have you known the longest? jovanny
Which of your CLOSE friends have you know the shortest? yelena....
Who of your friends is the tallest? eddie...
Who of your friends is the shortest? it's between jenn and yelena...
Who do you talk to for LOVE advice? either myself or jovany,but lately nick...
Who do you talk to for SEX advice? yelena, just kidding (not plannin on doin it ;)
Who do you talk to for SCHOOL advice? teachers...
Who can always cheer you up? yelena...and jenn also, mikko...
Who can always bring you down? chad....
Who can always put you in your place? nick...and my dad...
Who can always make you do stupid things? yelena and all of my friends
Who brings out the best in you? yelena...
Who can you cry to? yelena said she won't let me, but she's not always there also to jovanny....
Who do you share your deepest secrets with? nick and jovanny...
Who do you wish you saw more of? yelena.....
Who do you need to see less of? chad...
Who is the biggest flirt of your friends? yelena....and me...
Who is the most ...?
Who is the prudest of your friends? wats that mean?
Who will become a nun? no one
Who will become a stripper? no one i think....
Who will become a teacher? no one
Who will become a doctor? no one i think...
Who will stay unemployed forever? i don't know....
Who will marry first? i don't know...
Who will have the most kids? i don't know
Who will live the longest? me!
Who will you remember forever? all of em....
Who is your friend with benifits? yelena i think , but i'm confused....
Who do you love the most? yelena secretly....


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Dec 20, 2004
whatever

Part 1 -- The Basics

> What's your name? i don't known some call me jose other's think i'm joe...but just call myself dangerboy...
> Birthplace ::: south miami hosptial...
> Age ::: 15
> Age you act ::: 12 or 30...
> Current location ::: p.s.l. port st. lucie
> Eye color ::: brown
> Hair color ::: brown
> Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::: righty
> Zodiac sign? ::: cancers
> Height? ::: 5'3"


Part 2 -- Describe...

> Your heritage/nationality ::: cuban
> Your hair ::: brown
> Your fears ::: you
> Your perfect room ::: something like jenn's room.
> What you practically do in a day ::: flirt with a girl....

Part 3 -- What is/are...

> Words you overuse ::: none lately , but with jenn cool is my word...
> Phrases you overuse ::: i run away from you...
> Your first thought when you wake up ::: crap another day...
> Your greatest accomplishment ::: not hating myself anymore
> Something you want to do :::  to destroy you...


Part 4 -- This or that

> Pepsi or Coke ::: Pepsi
> McDonald's or Burger Kings ::: McDonalds gd it
> Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::: eww
> Chocolate or vanilla ::: does it matter...
> Adidas or Nike ::: both
> Black or white ::: black
> Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) ::: bills
> Burgers or hot dogs ::: burgers
> Egypt or France ::: both
> Rock or rap ::: rock


Part 5 -- Do you...

> Smoke ::: nope
> Cuss ::: not really...
> Sing well ::: hell no
> Sing in the shower ::: yes
> Talk to yourself --a lot-- ::: yes
> Believe in yourself ::: sometimes
> Like taking these longass surveys? ::: heck no
> Play an instrument ::: I attempted
> Want to go to college? ::: yes
> Want to get married? ::: yes
> Want to have children? ::: not really
> Think you're a health freak? ::: not at all
> Get along with your parents ::: yes
> Get along with your siblings? ::: heck no
> Think you're popular ::: I don't care


Part 6 -- In the past month have you..

> Gone out of state ::: no
> Drank alchohal ::: no
> Smoke ::: no
> Get high ::: no
> Done any drugs ::: no 
> Eaten an entire box of oreos ::: no 
> Been on stage ::: no
> Gone skinny dipping ::: no 
> Been dumped ::: no
> Dyed your hair ::: no
> Stolen anything ::: no


Part 7 -- Your friends! =D

> Craziest ::: yelena
> Loudest ::: yelena
> Most shy ::: me
> Blondest ::: jenn
> Smartest ::: mikko and jovanny
> Kindest ::: yelena
> Best personality ::: yelena
> Most talented ::: yelena
> Best singer ::: jenn
> Most ghetto ::: i don't know
> Drama Queen ((or King XP)) ::: jenn i think...
> Pain in the ass ::: chad
> The one you just want to strangle to death::: honestly that's all my friends at some point....
> Simpson style))::: what??
> Funniest ::: i can't say all my friends are funny... 
> Best person for advice ::: nick
> Dependable ::: nick
> Trustworthy ::: nick
> Druggie ::: i don't know
> Most likely to end up in jail ::: not sure...
> Person you've known the longest ::: jovanny


Part 8 -- The Last...

> Last dream ::: last night
> Last nightmare ::: last night
> Car ride ::: this morning
> Last time you cried ::: today
> Last movie seen ::: blade trinity
> Last movie rented ::: can't remember
> Last book read ::: the queen of the damned
> Last word said ::: i hate you
> Last curse word said ::: f.u.
> Last time you laugh ::: right know
> Last phone call ::: ashely
> Last CD played ::: breaking benjamin
> Last song you listened to ::: head strong i'll take on anyone..
> Last annoyance ::: people
> Last IM ::: i don't i'm...
> Last weird encounter ::: yelena this morning
> Last person you hugged ::: not sure so many girls i hugged becuz i was cold..
> Last person you yelled at ::: myself don't ask..
> Last time you wore a skirt ::: yesterday
> Last time you've been evil ::: today
> Sarcastic? ::: today
> Last time you fought with your parents ::: ...not long  ago
> Last time you wished upon a star ::: ...a long time ago..
> Played Truth or Dare ::: I don't know
> Spent quality time alone ::: ...right now?

Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness

> Are you talking to someone on AIM ::: no
> Do you feel lonely ::: yes
> Ever TP'd someone's house ::: no, but want to.. 
> How about egging someone's house ::: no 
> Do you not like dislike not like me? ::: what..
> Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::: sorry don't judge guys
> Yo Momma ::: what...
> Ever been so hungry you felt like eating the person next to you? ::: no
> What do you think of George Bush? ::: whatever...
> Any secret fetishes? ::: of crouse
> Do you like to wear chains? O_o ::: yes
> How many languages do you speak? ::: two,spanish and english...
> Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! ::: yes
> Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you =P))::: yes, because I can stop feeling pathetic now..


Posted at 07:01 pm by Joe_da_pimp
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Dec 18, 2004
my clan

werewolf so what... i'm immortal lol...

Posted at 06:32 pm by Joe_da_pimp
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Dec 5, 2004
r-rated joke,sorry if you are a blonde...

here is a blonde

There were two prostitutes , one was very beautiful and the other was ugly. The beautiful prostitute used to make around $1,000-$3,000 a month but the ugly one made around $10,000-$13,000.
Confused to why the fuck the ugly one made more money than her, the beautiful prostitute went to the ugly one and asked her.
" Hey girl ! How are you? Looks like you're doing great ,you bought a new car and an apartment, where did you get the money ?".
On this the ugly bitch replied. " Actually I play games with my customer and so I earn a lot, maybe more than you . What I do with my customer is that when we have intercourse I put a small firecracker in my pussy and when it blows up , I start shouting oh you blew up my pussy you bastard, scared that this may put them in trouble my customers end up paying me $500-$800 to get away".
Hearing this, the beautiful blonde prostitute went to the shop
to buy some firecrackers, but as the less power crackers were not available that day she bought a huge powerful firecracker and went to work.
While having intercourse she put the big bomb in her pussy and it went off with a huge bang. Then the prostitute started shouting as planned " You blew up my pussy ...You blew up my pussy".
On this the customer replied ," You bitch, the hell with your pussy, where the fuck is my DICK ".

lol that is funny

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Dec 3, 2004
how i feel


My Weakness Is None Of Your Business

Chords here.



Don`t wanna let you down
I`ve been lucky I was lost
Now I`m found
You could be the first in the universe
Who's glad they're watered down
And that's why I get that shallow feeling that you like
I`ll never learn that I can`t win

Don`t wanna make a row
You do
And it's your loss
I`m around
I don`t mind doing everything
Hallelujah you`re the one come back now
Sometimes I get the shallow feeling that you like
That you`re hurt don`t change a thing

Because my weakness
is none of your business
But bad will always collect
To one big melting pot
And all my weakness
is none of your business
Somehow it always collects
To one big melting pot

This could be our time
This could be our time
This could be our time


 


 

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Posted at 07:08 pm by Joe_da_pimp
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Nov 5, 2004
yup

Fifteen Ways to Say, "I'm Sorry."

 Do you need to apologize? Here are 15 ways to say "I'm sorry" to someone you love.

1.  I'm feeling defensive. When I feel defensive, sometimes I say things I don't mean.
2.  I'm not talking to you like you are someone I love. Let me start over because I do love you.
3.  I know I'm sounding angry, but I'm feeling extremely  threatened. Let me take a deep breath and try again.
4.  I know you're feeling harassed. Please bear with me, I will do better for you.
5.  I'm afraid if I say I'm sorry, you'll make everything my fault.
6.  I'm sorry. I think I was using a tone of voice I did not mean.
7.  I think I'm overreacting.
8.  I  guess I haven't been listening very well. Please  give  me another chance.
9.  Please forgive me?
10. I  know I've hurt you. What can I do that would help us get happy again?
11. I've said some mean things. Can I take them back?
12. I'm making it sound like it was all your fault. I  know that's not true.
13. I  know I sound mad now. I'm sorry and I haven't  stopped  loving you.
14. I love you, I hate fighting, and I'm sorry for my part of this one!
15. I feel lousy about what just happened. Can we just make up?

Don't forget the best two words of all, "I'm sorry."

Don't forget the best three words of all, "I love you."


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